AI Subscriptions

This Might End Civilization. Buy the Dip.
Anthropic filed to go public as ANT, and its prospectus warns that AI could pose existential risks to humanity. Its seven founders also keep 50.1% of the vote, so your shares come with a great view and no steering wheel.

Muse, Take a Seat
I tried Grok Bot at launch and it was slow and buggy, so I used Meta's Muse instead and liked it way more than I wanted to. Now I'm paying $30 a month for Grok Bot, it's running seven inboxes and my rides to work, and Muse got benched.

Xpass Might Replace Two of My Subscriptions, If It Exists
A leaked X, Grok and Cursor bundle called Xpass could replace two things I already pay for. If it's real, I want to see whether it lets me drop Claude and Codex to $20 a month.